Confusion Hill

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Originally published at Route 96. You can comment here or there.

But it was Confusion Hill that won the Jenkie award for Absolute Lamest Tourist Attraction in the Nation, beating out even the historical bell museum in Eureka Springs and the future birthplace of Captain Kirk. The secret of the Hill’s success? It is in fact three (3) utterly lame attractions all in one:

1. The “Confusion Hill Mystery”: a “mysterious” house built on a slant. That’s it.
2. The Mountain Train Ride: in an innovative twist on the Drive-Thru Tree, Confusion Hill featured a little train that went through a tree. It might have been fun once, at least for people on certain medications. Unfortunately, a storm two winters ago knocked the tree over (its root system fatally weakened by the tunnel going through it) and squashed the train flat.
3. The Confusion Hill Shoe House: an empty wooden shed–you couldn’t really call it a house–that was shaped nothing at all like a shoe.