Treasure Type “E”

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Originally published at Route 96. You can comment here or there.

Elvissian Artifacts and Relics

All these items were available at the Elvis gift stores across the street from Graceland. If you wanted the really awful stuff, like vials of his sweat or X-rays of his sinuses (I’m serious) you had to go to the unauthorized dealers downtown.

01-13 Elvis Records (Duh.)
14-21 Elvis Silverware and Fine Elvis China
22-25 Elvis Needlepoint Samplers
26-29 Elvis Keychains
30-33 Porcelain Elvis Bells
34-37 Elvis Swinging Hip Clocks
38-41 Dollar Bills with Elvis’ Picture
42-47 Elvis Style Karate Clothes
48-53 Elvis Presley Blvd. Street Signs
54-57 Elvis Lingerie (ok, technically Priscilla Lingerie)
58-61 New Age Elvis Wind Chimes
62-65 Elvis Cuff Links
66-69 The Eye of Vecna
70-73 Elvis Bowling Accessories
74-77 Elvis Linens
78-81 Foods Shaped Like Elvis
82-85 Elvis Stamps and Inkpads
86-89 Elvis Jigsaw Puzzles
90-92 Elvisopoly, the Game of Elvis
93-96 “Where’s Elvis” Book
97-99 Laser Elvis Holograms
00 Elvis Cabbage Patch Kid (in the gold lame suit, a steal at $300)