My 16-Year-Old Self Responds To Advice I'd Give My 16-Year-Old Self If I Went Back in Time

[robotnik2004]

(For mgrasso and ivan23, and the meme going around.)

1. You're not the boss of me.

2. I don't care how much I'll regret it, I just want a girlfriend.

3. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exercise, posture, flossing, rest my eyes. I'll get right on that. No, I don't need to write it down, I'll remember.

4. I don't care how crazy she ends up, I just want a girlfriend.

5. OK. But historians make lots of money, right?

6. I don't care what she burns down, I just want a girlfriend.

7. Listen, what I want to hear about most is Star Wars. Is it really true there are going to be three prequels? And are they totally awesome? Like I even have to ask. I can't wait to see George Lucas work his magic again!

8. OK. But you- I mean me- I mean, we're a Republican, right?

9. Wait, that I will write down: go to the Hong Kong, in Boston, Massachusetts, on November 10, 1999... talk to the girl with short hair, funky glasses (did you just say "funky"?? who are you supposed to be, Jimmy JJ Walker?), and tight gray sweater... How tight are we talking here?

10. Well, thanks for all the advice. Do you think you could score me and my friends some beer?

Comments

[foogie.livejournal.com]

When I speak to my 16 year old me, he tells me to smoke less pot.

[foogie.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, also:

Hee hee hee

[krustukles.livejournal.com]

Odd. I just told my 16 year old self to start smoking pot immediately and not wait until a certain Mr. "Partyboy" Dixon introduces it to me in second year.