Rick James, C'est Moi

[robotnik2004]

Bonjour, tous mes amis! Ah write zees pour vous from un - OW DO YOU SAY - café du cybere en Avignon, Fransse - zee 'ome of zee Antee-Pope, n'est-ce pas? Why else do you seenk ah am typeeng avec zees OUTRAYZHEEYOOSE accent, OHN OHN OHNNNNNN?

Ah oui, ah should ne pas type too long, parce que zee chemin super de l'informatione, she is trop cherie, mais oui? And if anybody ees seeing mah reedeecouloose stereotypeeng, ah weel be getting un - OW DO YOU SAY - trompe de l'oeil - a paunch in the eyes, n'est-ce pas?

Zo, ah weel naaow say awnlee zees: bonjour from Fransse, tous mes amis! Lisa et moi, nous avons un grand temps. Ah hope all of you are - ZUT ALORS OW DO YOU SAY ZEES MAUDITE THEENG? - ah oui - magnifique!!!

Oh, and wan more theeng: appy bert-day to moi, non?

(Maurice Chevalier mouth-pop thing)

Au revoir!!!

Comments

[sneech515.livejournal.com]

Tiens Rob --

Glad you're having a good time and a good birthday. Happy 33rd, n'est ce pas?

-- S

[jeffwik.livejournal.com]

Hey, happy birthday.

Bork bork bork.

[gammafodder1.livejournal.com]

Ah ... beautiful prose Robert. It's like wiping your ass with burlap.

Happy 33rd birthday. We celebrated your birthday in style last night at Alaina's, grilling enough steak to send a vegan into epileptic seizure and dropping the fat beats on the turntables from the garden which smelled a little too much like dog excrement. You weren't there, sadly, but Sean picked up the slack and drank your share for you.

Happy birthday again; be sure to guzzle a bottle of French plonk with L to celebrate.