Insert Herve Villechaize Joke Here

[robotnik2004]

Seriously. Nobody has a plane?

Comments

[bryant]

I will see if my brother has a plane he can lend out.

[head58.livejournal.com]

I thought I had one from the time that lynxreign and I re-hung a door, but can't seem to locate it. Then again, I'm the guy who once trimmed down his Christmas tree with a steak knife, so I probably McGuivered a plane out of paper clips and a business card holder.

Why I own a condo and not a house:

[editswlonghair.livejournal.com]

Tools are not my strong suit. ;)

[krustukles.livejournal.com]

No plane but I can offer a 4 lb. sledgehammer and momma's prybar. That usually solves most repair problems, though perhaps not in the fashion you had intended.

[that-cad.livejournal.com]

Sorry doll — I'm well known for my skills with wood, but not that kind of wood.

[rimshot]

[sneech515.livejournal.com]

Hee hee. Oh, just buy the damn thing.

[jeffwik.livejournal.com]

Even if I had a plane, which I don't, there's the whole "Can we trust Master Shake with tools?" issue, which I'm sure is in everyone else's head, too.

[equine-cocoon.livejournal.com]

I'll ask my Dad. He's got a really excellent set of tools. Have you tried using the cheese grater? No, not that one, the one in the third drawer from the fridge...