Jake's Boss Lymphogranuloma

[robotnik2004]

Well, it took three visits this week to three different doctors, but as of today I have immigration paperwork certifying that I do not display any of the following conditions:

- active tuberculosis
- chancroid
- chronic alcoholism
- gonorrhea
- Hansen's disease
- HIV infection
- lymphogranuloma venereum
- insanity
- mental defect
- mental retardation
- narcotic drug addiction
- previous occurrence of one or more attacks of insanity
- psychopathic personality
- sexual deviance
- syphilis

What the heck is "chancroid," anyway? I don't like me the sounds of it.

So maybe it's lame to post to LJ on a Friday night, thus revealing that I am at home alone, but hey, I have Jake's Boss Barbecue waiting for me, plenty of hooch, and a cool-looking movie about Japanese sorcerers to watch. So I feel pretty good about my Friday night plans. Plus I have it in writing that I am not insane, deviant, or syphilitic. Do you have it in writing that you are not insane, deviant, or syphilitic? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Comments

[gammafodder1.livejournal.com]

You were drug tested as well as blood tested? Did they also test you for socialism, atheism and free thought?

[jeregenest.livejournal.com]

Nice web page for that movie. Was it any good?

And I have similar paperwork somewhere, but its out of date and I may have had the opportunity to get syphilitic since than. And I'm most definitely less deviant than before, or was that more...

[editswlonghair.livejournal.com]

Damn man. You do write the funniest goddamn entires!

But I think the doctor rubber stamped the 'mental defect' too quickly... He must not have heard about UnknownUSA... Or the ape fetish. Or am I confusing you with Tatro? ;)

How was Onmyoji? Worth NetFlixing?

[head58.livejournal.com]

*ahem*!

I do not have an "ape fetish."

I have a Super-Ape obsession. There's a big difference.

As has been well documented on these pages, my only real "fetish" involves simulacrum/golem slashfic. And that's all Rob's fault anyway!