Rob, I can't laugh this hard this early in the morning, not with this bronchitis/bubonic plague/incipient Deep-One-metamorphosis. That first paragraph cracked my ass up. No fae for you!

And yes, you're right. I oscillate wildly between the frou-frou and the macho. And I love Delta Green, especially Delta Green in 'Nam. Yeah, I was in the shit. Thanks, man. This is the best belated Christmas gift ever!