¡El Rapto y El Whipeo contra los Gringos muy loco!

There was a guy on the subway this morning handing out leaflets about Judgment Day, complete with little cartoons of the Saved flying off to Heaven, Superman-style. The best part of the leaflet was that it was in English and Spanish, and apparently "The Rapture" in Spanish is "¡El Rapto!" (complete with exclamation marks). I may not be able to fly like Jesus, but at last I have a name for my secret Mexican wrestler persona.