France part Trois: Royale With Cheese

We got back nearly two weeks ago, so the statute of limitations must surely have expired on these France posts. They're not very popular, either: not only have comments been light, but I've been un-Friended by at least one reader after each one. But, as I'm posting these as much for my own memory as for the general amusement, I'm going to stubbornly continue.

( This one, at least, is indirectly about sex. )

France part Dinkum: Professor, what's another name for pirate treasure?

( My hovercraft is full of eels. )