Somebody Bring Me A Flower (I'm A Robot)

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Somebody bring me a flower, I'm a robot
Somebody bring me a flower, I'm a robot, yeah
I'm all metal and plastic, wires and elastic
Somebody bring me a flower, I'm a robot

Jesus Christ he told the robots to play some music
The robots played their music with a stick, yeah hmmm
Robot sang about how Jesus gone so long
All the other robots loved that song

Somebody bring me a flower, I'm a robot
Somebody bring me a flower, I'm a robot
I'm all metal and plastic, wires and elastic
Somebody bring me a flower, I'm a robot

I'm a robot, I'm not a Power Ranger
I'm a robot, feel like a coat hanger
I'm a robot, I'm not a country singer
I'm a ro-o-bot!

—Kev Russell, "Somebody Bring Me A Flower (I'm A Robot)" (Audio sample here.)