EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Shit, that's awesome. Take the shotgun and blast a hole thru the solar plexus of the annoying little primate sitting on your back (um, not Lisa, I mean figuratively, monkey, yknow?). Grab the pages, dump them on the floor, and stomp on them, screaming, "DIE! DIE, YOU BASTARD!!"
Remember, it doesn't have to be genius. It just has to be good enough. As Chris would say, when being chased by a bear, you don't have to run the fastest, you just have to run faster than the slowest person.
Happy birthday. Come to Toronto. I think I owe you at least two fancy martinis at Insomnia.
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Shit, that's awesome. Take the shotgun and blast a hole thru the solar plexus of the annoying little primate sitting on your back (um, not Lisa, I mean figuratively, monkey, yknow?). Grab the pages, dump them on the floor, and stomp on them, screaming, "DIE! DIE, YOU BASTARD!!"
Remember, it doesn't have to be genius. It just has to be good enough. As Chris would say, when being chased by a bear, you don't have to run the fastest, you just have to run faster than the slowest person.
Happy birthday. Come to Toronto. I think I owe you at least two fancy martinis at Insomnia.